I figured, what the hell, this is a drunken hookup anyway, and proceeded to go with the flow.
The doctors did not take final measurements of the penis, although Dr Carrion told MailOnline the result was 'generous'.
She is not running, she is choosing.
Unless, and I am being cautiously optimistic here, this act helps those teens who may be into water sports discover a part of their sexuality that they've been repressing.
Worst of all, she tried to blame it on me, but everybody else in class was cheering for me because I finally stood up to her.
I pretty much wasted all summer hooking up with better looking younger chicks instead of going for the sure thing.