And making festive dream-catchers out of taffeta and muesli for Ralph Nader.
All while wearing a wetsuit of journalistic integrity or something like that.
Of course, God Itself is a spiteful, vengeful chump anyway and made man in Its own image, so It only has Itself to blame.
He was a massive, massive… well… tiny Nazi in the Hitler Youth.
So step right up Bill Donohue, leader of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights to lay the holy smackdown! Her mother also dragged her along to work in an episode of Friends.
Of course, the Nazism is nothing compared to the whole Catholicism thing.