It's Christmas Eve, for crying out loud! It's like when Superman reversed the rotation of the Earth to save Lois Lane! Hilda: Oh most luminous orb in indigo sky, looketh you upon my ideal guy.
Oh, how about this one? You wanna go throw rocks at Helga throwing rocks at a dumpster? Arnold: Well, I guess it depends.
Young Arnold: I like your bow 'cause its pink like your pants.
Young Helga: I love you, Arnold, and I want to marry you.
Ernie: Sorry, Oskar, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.